Have you ever mailed your wishes to the big, old, jolly man in the red suit, with a bushy white beard? Because, if you haven't, then you aren't fully prepared for the real world. Yeah, yeah... I know. There is no Santa. (Oopsy Daisy. Kids, you didn't hear that from me). But, seriously... Whether there is Santa or not, it's beside the point. What matters is, for you to learn how to... Wait for it... SELL YOURSELF and LIE, WHILE DOING IT. That's right. It is the most important skill you'll ever acquire, and it doesn't hurt to start early.
Yes, you do! Rose by any other name... is still a LIE. Hey, don't feel bad about it. You are doing it for the most important person in your life. YOURSELF. Sure... To feel better you can promise something along the line of helping others too, but... Don't go overboard. Why lie to yourself? Draw the line somewhere. Therefore, start writing that letter to Santa now, and flood him with as many wishes as you can possibly think of, because: Practice makes perfect. Remember that. And down the line, when all those "innocent little lies" start to catch up with you, then you'll realize... ENOUGH is ENOUGH! At this point, all that's left is to write one last letter to Santa, but without the... You know... Phony tendencies. *Here is mine. Now, show me yours!!! (Comments bellow will do, thankyouverymuch). *The 'Letters' page from the upcoming "Twisted Holiday Horror Tales" #1.
Created by: ATTILA KISS Published by: SCATTERED COMICS (soon)
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